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Welcome To My Home Page
Hello ppl and welcome to my website. Incase you dont know or if u know but like my name then here it is, my name is stephen porter. I actually did make this website so dont be emailing me crap like "u didnt make this site" because i will kill ppl hu send me mail like that, oh and please dont email me viruses because i will report u to the cops HAHAHAHA. Oh how rude of me, i aint even gave u my email address, well if u wanna give me a holla then email porters89@hotmail.co.uk but please dont send me anything stupid but remember, i read all emails and if they are naughty or offensive then i will come to ur house and shit in ur garden. If u use AOL Messenger then my screenname is superspurs89. Incase u havent worked out by that screen name, I am a Tottenham Hotspur FC fan so dont be silly and fink that spurs means the basket ball team San Antonio Spurs, even tho they won the title last season i dont support em, I like Tottenham Hotspur Football club so remember that and i dont wanna see emails like "hus ur fave san antonio player" because i will email u a bug, just joking, i will not reply HAHAHA. Anyway i cant be arsed to type anymore stuff here so please cast ur peepers on the bit below where u can see some things i find really boring.
Things I Find Really Boring
Below are a list of things that i find really boring:
  1. Nuclear waste, its so boring, all it does is sits there doing nothing and will burn ur head off if u are silly enough to stick it in, nothing entertaining about that... well maybe.
  2. Goldfish, they are more boring then watching paint dry, why would u wanna watch dumbarse goldfish floating about doing nothing. But if u do get bored of watching then put ur hand into the tank and try to pick the fish up, the fish wont be boring then.
  3. Birmingham City FC, no offence blues fans but ur team is really boring to watch cos u rarely score goals. I believe that has something to do with the fact ur shit HAHAHAHAHA. If you are a Birmingham fan and u are offended then please dont email me deaththreats, cos if u do then ill post nice comments about Aston Villa in the space below.
  4. That stupid idiot that lives opposite me, he is an 18 yr old who's idea of a good time is standing in his drive playing with a childs remote control toy racing car, wat a looser, if u agree then put ur answers on a postcard, or email me.
Robbie Keane (shown above) - Plays for Tottenham and he is now captain of Ireland, well done

Tottenham are currently sitting fourth in the Barclays premiership and if we keep that place then we will be in the champions league next season, if we throw it away ill be very upset :(  but hopefully we will stay there and keep the gunners (AKA arsenal AKA arsehole FC) out of the champs league and we will show em hus boss of North London. Oh i live in Luton so Luton FC deserve a mention here. They just got promoted to the Coca Cola Championship and they recently beat Championship runaway leaders Reading 3-2 Woo Hoo, that was one of the best luton matches ive ever seen because i hate reading and they are gonna get wacked when they come up to the premiership next season cos sunderland where top of that league last year and now they bottom of the premiership table with like 10 points HAHAHAHA. Republic of Ireland are looking to be a good side again with the managerial partnership of Steve Staunton and Sir Bobby Robson, we showed how tough we can be by doin a demolishon job on Sweden. 3-0, i was shocked at that but even tho it was a friendly we still beat a tough side like Sweden. I was very very very happy about that and if we do that in the European Championships then we will win it although we have Germany and Czech republic in our group grrrrrrrr. Thats very hard but after our display against the swedish, im sure we will do fine.

My Top 5 Favourite Video Games
Below are 6 of my favourite games (no order):

  1. The Sims 2
  2. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
  3. Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask (Very old but good)
  4. Super 64 Mario (again, old but good, i love throwing bowser into bombs Hahahaha)
  5. Fifa Football 2006
  6. Pro Evolution Soccer 5

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My Favourite Sporting Activities
Below are sports that i really enjoy:

  1. Watching and Playing Football
  2. Paintballing
  3. Baseball
  4. Swimming
  5. Basketball (watching not playing)

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